Funny Quotes

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

Funny Quotes

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

Funny Quotes

Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

Funny Quotes

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

what is an idiot ?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Homework

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Doctor says

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."